having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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