am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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