stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
