How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
