doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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