quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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