dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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