Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Its about making memories worth repressing
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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