god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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