how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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