Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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