i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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