i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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