we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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