he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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