I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
