I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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