He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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