Michael Bay diarrhea
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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