I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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