Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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