I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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