i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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