Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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