next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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