If i come over, it means nothing
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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