i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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