Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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