They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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