He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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