you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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