my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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