Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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