Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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