i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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