just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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