This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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