So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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