I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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