So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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