Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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