Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
sex in a hospital.. check
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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