I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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