His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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