Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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