I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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