and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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