ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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