You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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