Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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