Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we made out on top of his cat.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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