Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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