Dual....:-)
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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