Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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