scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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