We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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