Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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