But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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