Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I need water and some morals
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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